wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

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Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022

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Equal to 56,000 metric tons. Named after the notorious sizes of boy's pockets (such as the famous case of Timmy having sneaked his entire home into class that one time. Really got the whole school talking)

Damn, that ocean liner pulled approximately a Boy's pocket of fish

by Nightwatch2007 November 20, 2022

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Sad pocket

When ur really looking forward to eating dinner when you get home, and turns out horrible. So then in your grieving state you're forced to eat a hot pocket = sad pocket

My dinner turned out so horrible, I had to make a sad pocket instead

by Luvz131313 February 1, 2021

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pocket size pocket slut

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HAVE SEEN THIS POCKET SIZE POCKET SLUT ON SNAPCHAT SHES A SQUIRTER

by Katdaddy666 September 7, 2021

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Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.

Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win

by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011

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