Potato

A friend and an idiot

You: you're a potato
Bestie: don't call me an idiot!

by R1V3R December 3, 2021

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

British Potato

An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.

"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall

by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021

the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

Baked Potato

The act of a person with Down syndrome getting high

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato

by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises

man i have that potatoe

by Mesicmania October 24, 2019

Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019