by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023
Get the pants beermug. A large amount of shitting caused by a significant intake of beer, which has grain as its base, causing lots of shits.
Bob has the beer shits.
by BLUE WHALE!!!! December 17, 2018
Get the beer shitmug. A manly outdoor game that requires beer, empty beer bottles, frisbees, beer, and two lengths of rope.
by dobber519 January 11, 2011
Get the Beer bombersmug. by King Of Spring Break May 11, 2019
Get the Beer Hopsmug. If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
by thisisdemoralizing37 February 26, 2023
Get the Beer shitmug. When you hide a beer somewhere so when the party runs out of alcohol, You have your secret stash of beers. You can go retrieve thy sneaky beer while others suffer.
Omg I was we had more beer I’m so thirsty. Max do you have any?
Max: HEHE I HAVE THY SNEAKY BEER
*pulls beer out of sneaky beer pocket*
OMG MAX YOUR SO COOL!
Max: HEHE I HAVE THY SNEAKY BEER
*pulls beer out of sneaky beer pocket*
OMG MAX YOUR SO COOL!
by Mullinator11 January 5, 2022
Get the Sneaky beermug. To be Will Beere-ed is to be hilariously tricked. Those who are Will Beere-ed are sexy, tall, strong, but also not the smartest.
by itscameron September 13, 2022
Get the Will Beere-edmug.