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your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball
by AnonWT. March 2, 2025
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Thy mother

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Thy mother so cringe I died while listening to her speak.
by mbgtpis March 6, 2025
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Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
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Deadbeat Mother

A woman who doesn't know who the father of her child is
That deadbeat Mother is telling everyone that I am her baby's daddy.
by Amschel April 10, 2025
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Transcendental Mathematics

A theoretical branch of mathematics that deals with concepts, dimensions, and logical frameworks so abstract they transcend not only human intuition but potentially the physical reality of our universe. It’s math that describes the scaffolding of multiverses, the formal logic of consciousness, or the geometric rules of higher spatial dimensions. This isn't just harder calculus; it's the search for the fundamental "code" of reality itself, which may be inherently ungraspable by our biologically-evolved, three-dimensional brains.
*Example: Attempts to formulate a mathematical framework for a Type IV Multiverse (encompassing all possible mathematical structures), or to develop a formal theory of qualia (subjective experience), would be ventures into Transcendental Mathematics. It's the math that might underpin the simulation hypothesis or describe the geometry of a 11-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold in string theory.*
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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30 Mathematicians

Hym "AI outsmarts 30 mathematicians? 30 of the world's best mathematicians!? Hohoho! This is a new feeling... Pride in someone else! Ha! Like the Dbza Abridged thing? Hahaha! I really need to watch that again. Oooooh man! You guys are fucked. That is priceless. Alright. We'll. You know where to find me and someone's kid is going to get murdered if the IRS shows up before you do. So..."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Great Mother of Pearl

An interjection used when you cannot say "What the fuck" or "The fuck" and this interjection is similar to 'I beg your pardon'
Barren - Sends video of someone getting beheaded in gc
Johan - "Great mother of pearl"
by De'Shawnathon July 23, 2025
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