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dj Kevin Rise

Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.
I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.
by risekevin July 13, 2023
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Fortnite Kevin

A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.

The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
Man we lost 5 games in a row.

It’s not our fault though, we were playing with a Fortnite Kevin
by Boredinthehouse54 August 11, 2023
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On Kevin

On Kevin is a saying used when your telling the truth bc Kevin is someone dear to us and we can not lie on his name
On Kevin I ain't do that

Bro fr on Kevin
by tj06brown November 12, 2023
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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The Kevin Special

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.
Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.
by JonnyBravo2410 December 8, 2023
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Gurt/Kevin in slang

A common word meaning Ethan Grobbler wants my hard cock
Ts o Gurt/Kevin in slang
by ClipsEli May 11, 2025
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A kevins sister

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.
Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.
by Dickhandler6999 May 12, 2025
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