To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
Get the Red Velvet Cookiemug. A sugary treat that can take forms of chocolate chip,plain,oatmeal raisin(eww),nobakes,ect
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by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
Get the Cookiemug. by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016
Get the Chocolate chip cookie with white frostingmug. by psudeom January 30, 2018
Get the Cookie Dookiemug. Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal
by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022
Get the DIY cookie crispmug. When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.
Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.
Some dude: Yikes.
by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021
Get the Selling Cookies in Hellmug. by the cool man guy sir maam February 27, 2023
Get the souffle cookiemug.