Cookie Tier List Day

A national holiday that is celebrated on April 19th where everyone and their mothers( alive and dead) must do a tier list on their favorite cookies)

This Holiday was founded by Wamuu Sir pillarlot back in 300 AC but was then resurfaced by young German men in the early 2000s and is celebrated every year.

I can’t wait to rank cookies on cookie tier list day!

by Omniorb March 11, 2024

Cookie

Cookie is the thing you find in the internet

Example: this website has privacy and cookies

by Internet cookies February 11, 2021

trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016

cookie fucker

people who want to fuck cookie run: kingdom characters

when i began playing crk i began to think i was a cookie fucker since pure vanilla was so fucking hot

by sigmem April 16, 2025

sugar cookie sleigh ride

1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.

2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.

Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.

by rw3arm November 6, 2017

Crumbl Cookie

A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.

Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.

According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.

Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.

Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie

by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022

Cookie Hooks

Hands.

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!

by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021