chris

chris is so pretty and has brown eyes with curly hair but not to curly hes 15 and hes super funny and cute and dumb hes super handsome and i think hes super amazing

Chris is an amazing boyfriend
btw gud is better then good and mal sucks

by Jocelynsfav August 20, 2022

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a person who tells his friends to get on and then ignores them when they finally do

chris: "wanna play?"
anyone else: "fuck you you're gonna ignore us"

by humongousballs April 22, 2022

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Chris is a direct synonym for beta male, meaning to be a a subordinate male.

He could never be an alpha, his name is Chris.

by nuee September 30, 2021

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A very amazing, intelligent, handsome, caring man that knows how to treat a lady like a princess. He hates female periods with a passion and hopes to one day get rid of every girls periods forever. He is a very respectful person that loves to help out in every way possible. HE IS GREAT FOR CUDDLING WITH. He’s very tall and has hella motion too by the way ladies.

Chris is such an amazing cuddler I can’t stop thinking about him!!

by spvxz April 18, 2025

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crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.

Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.

by Gargles June 14, 2017

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