While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020
Get the beating a chimpmug. When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.
by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023
Get the Selective Ass Beatingmug. California bay area term from the hyphy movement. Used to describe how loud and hard the bass sounds from a car stereo system.
by RedDeadBodiez March 4, 2019
Get the Beat Yackinmug. by baritzu September 23, 2023
Get the Sack Beatmug. A game genre where you're meant to learn weapon combos to defeat a large horde of enemies, usually in a 3d space, to progress to the next area, but everyone just mashes buttons instead of actually playing. Don't lie, you know you've never taken the time to actually learn a combo in a beat em up that has more than 2 buttons in it.
"there's a new beat em up coming out" "why are you playing beat em ups, go do something fun" "beat em ups have no depth"
by Chiggun July 25, 2020
Get the beat em upmug. by Wellhungploughboy July 28, 2024
Get the Panel beatingmug. To listen to epic music from your location. Mainly used in context with Trance, Techno, Electronic, House and Dance music.
by ScubaS00 November 19, 2011
Get the Reaping Beatsmug.