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Cret-Bag

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.
You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag
by the sweede August 19, 2009
mugGet the Cret-Bagmug.

thing in a bag

noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.
HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.
by Marc February 24, 2004
mugGet the thing in a bagmug.

Bag Snatchin

A Halloween activity in which lazy, older kids wait around until the conclusion of trick-or-treating when the younger kids are about to head home with their bags stuffed full of candy for their parents to inspect, then they run up behind them and grab the bag out of the kids' hand without ever looking back, successfully scoring gobs of candy while exhausting minimal effort.
1. The only way my lazy fat ass is getting some candy this Halloween is if i do a buncha Bag Snatchin.
2. Man! We're too old to be out here trick-or-treating. Bag Snatchin is the way to go!
3. We'll wait until dark, then we're throwing on our masks, heading over to the slums, and going Bag Snatchin!
by Slickj November 4, 2011
mugGet the Bag Snatchinmug.

Douche Bag

Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that Kanye West will now be a synonym for the word Douche Bag because no other word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!

*Screams insanely in to camera*
by Monster_erection January 5, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

butt bag

used to describe a fanny pack
How lame, he's actually wearing a butt bag.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
mugGet the butt bagmug.

Whore Bag

A insult to female that are not of high respect and knowledge they do not deserve the right to be called whore.
female: Whats that on the road?
(man slams on brakes)
female: oh its just paint.
male: WHORE BAG!
by whorer November 14, 2010
mugGet the Whore Bagmug.

dirt bag

mainly origionated in darwen, lancs! a breed of female to which a packet of quavers will gain u entry into their vagina
oh my god wot a dirt bag it only took me 5 mins of bullshit to scuttle her!
by james shaw May 5, 2005
mugGet the dirt bagmug.

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