best friends

a best friend isn’t someone who you’ve known the longest it’s someone who’s been there for you longer

fake person- were best friends

me- you were never there so no we aren’t

by lenny the beast May 28, 2019

Best Friend

A best friend is a promise not a label

See that girl/boy right there...that’s my best friend

by honesTEA15 February 25, 2019

Bathroom Friend

A friend that you meet while either taking a number 1 or 2 and reminisce about running...and all of the running acomplishment you have achieved over your life.

I was hanging out in the potty with Mr. Hankey when my bathroom friend arrived and we were chatting about our 100 mile run!

by Mr.Radical November 15, 2017

Ryan Friend

When you too lazy to come up with a good excuse

"oh yeah what was his name?" "Ryan?" "oh yeah what was the last name?" "Uh...it was Friend yeah Ryan Friend"

by The Salty Negotiator July 4, 2022

Best Friend

Someone who cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.

Kid 1: oh look, it's my best friend.

Kid 2: oh cool.

by Mrs. McShizzle April 8, 2020

Import-friend

That one friend, which lives so far away, that you have to ship him to your house

Friend A: is friend B coming to the party?
Me: yeah but he gotta sleep here or he can only stay till 6pm
Friend A: yeah he's an import-friend isn't he.

by Vutuyashi July 25, 2020

lying friend

A lying hoe named courtney who doesn't tell her friend something that is important but will tell a girl she JUST MET TWO MONTHS AGO EVERYTHING HMMM WHATS THAT SMELL LIKE OH YA A LYING FRIEND #fuckyoucourtney #burn #in #hell #urmeantome

Friend: i just need to tell you i like chicken
you: wow when did u know
friend: like 3 months ago, tiffany and tina already know tho
you: so i'm last
friend: yes
you: YOU LYING FRIEND EAT MY SHIT

by THEONEWHOLIED March 10, 2017