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bombing the Mediterranean

verb. Bombing the Mediterranean is another euphemism for taking a dump. It refers to a shit where the pieces of shit are separate, short, and fat, creating a plopping noise and an explosive splash from the toilet water. Noisy farts are an added bonus.
I couldn't answer the phone. I was busy bombing the Mediterranean.
by Thai Dai April 4, 2009
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a-bomb juice

illicit liquor, illegally distilled alcoholic drink
Stay away from the a-bomb juice. You don't know what it has in it.
by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2011
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whisper bomb

To suprise a person (or people) with a shirtless rendition of the saxophone opening to Wham's "Careless Whisper." While this is most commonly done on the saxophone, it can be played by any instrument as long as the performer(s) is without a shirt. Sexy hip motion is encouraged, though not required.
Hey, did you see the look on that bargoer's face when we whisper bombed him from behind the bar? He never saw it coming!
by Urban Sun November 13, 2011
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Cluster-bomb

What happens after you are constipated for weeks without shitting.
OH MY FUCKIN GOD! i just painted the toilet with that cluster-bomb!clusterbomb
by funnymanrocco June 2, 2010
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Bomb the chat

When a person or friend spams a direct message, facebook message or any type of group chat. This is often to such an extent you think your phone will explode or lags the chat badly to where it is a pain to type.
'Dude why did you bomb the chat yesterday'
'Lets troll our friends and bomb the chat'
by Siege fan November 7, 2016
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o-bomb

A o-bomb means when a stupid hoe doesn’t respond to one of your messages that you sent them. It’s when they don’t respond and leave you on read
I sent her a message and she o-bombed me
by Lonely kid June 24, 2019
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Bomb as shit

Male: that roller coaster was Bomb as shit!
Female: i know that was beyond amazing!!!
by billa2100 July 29, 2009
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