Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.

Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Fairytale University

A university with a low acceptance rate and a “rigorous” academic narrative, yet still hands out A’s to 90% of the students for doing basically no work

Dude I didn’t even study and I still got a 95 on the final… Thats because you go to a fairytale university bro

by quinniem July 12, 2025

Marwadi University

A place where learning is not confined to the walls of a classroom. A university that ranks amongst the best in the country.

You study in Marwadi University? Lucky you.

by giblipuff November 23, 2021

Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell

Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh

by Furious bird November 25, 2021

University of Moratuwa

The worst type of hell. A place where time, sanity, and sleep schedules go to die. Here, lecturers—self-proclaimed gods—descend from Olympus not to bless you, but to mercifully annihilate your brain cells under the guise of “education.

“Bro, you look like you just came out of a warzone.”
“Nah, worse… I just had three back-to-back lectures at the University of Moratuwa.”

by lord vilpaththu August 18, 2025

PC University

PC University--The Institution of higher learning for the exquisitely sensitive. Every other room on this campus is a safe room!! No grades, no tests, no competitive athletics. Only attend class when it feels right! We are staunch advocates of "DIVERSITY", unless of course someone expresses an opinion/value that's inconsistent with ours--we don't tolerate haters or hate speech (any statement, direct or implied, that disagrees with our beliefs!). We have a very liberal student loan program--of course, you won't be expected to repay any loan! Our institution is tuition free, anyway!! After four years at PCU, you can be assured you'll be totally unprepared to live in the real world! Who will pay for all this, and support you after we've made you wholly incapable of living independently? Obviously a hateful question from a hater!!!

She's obviously a graduate of PC University

by Travelingmankc November 29, 2021

Naropa University

Hippie Buddhist college in Boulder, Colorado. Definitely used to be a cult. CU Boulder's younger, weirder, and worse-smelling cousin.

"Where do you go to school?"

"Naropa University."

"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"

by beautifulturtle July 9, 2023