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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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FANDOM Global Block

Another reason that more children go down the sewer slide rates have been going up in the last few years.
Knmagor0024 kermited sewer slide after she received a FANDOM Global Block for pulling off an Asiana Airlines Flight 214.
by Boo Radley Game May 24, 2022
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Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.
I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.
by algetard June 9, 2013
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TGIF blocked

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.
My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.
by Bapumule September 23, 2011
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Dale Block Gang

Dale Block Gang is a group of individuals based out of Fremont, California. With their area of residence being on or near Sundale drive, on Sundale block in Fremont. The group is mainly a group of hustlers, Go-getters, and money makers. Their influence in the area can be observed as motivating, and uplifting to the youth with many OG's of the group advocating for the betterment of the youth in the area. Many other gangs in the city of Fremont claim to be rivals with them, but that's simply not true. Most "rivals" of the group DBG are only saying they're rivals for the sake of having someone to call enemies, or are haters and not money makers. Some notable figures in this group are Marquise McClinton, Drew B, Lucci, and Ochi. All of whom who were around and prominent in the area well before the gentrification of Fremont and it's low-income housing complex's.
Haters and gang members are spiteful that such a group has so much positive influence on their youth, driving them away from the gang life and rather encourages them to pursue happiness, fulfilment, riches, and self-betterment
Have you heard of DBG, or Dale Block Gang? They're based out of Sundale block, in Fremont. They are actually not a gang but rather a group of individuals uplifting their communities youth.
by DBGcommunity August 28, 2025
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worder's block

derived (stolen) from writer's block

1) when a person cannot think of a word to add to urban dictionary
i really want to be cool and add to urbandictionary.com, but i have worder's block....fuck
by enbediz April 18, 2010
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Clock block

one who prevents others from finishing their work day. Intentional, passive aggressive, or unintentional
-Cant punch out til this clock block emails me.
- I can't believe Kyle is clock blocking me. Now my whole evening is ruined.
-my boss is the worst. But, I got back at him with some clock blocking.
by NuteeProf January 14, 2021
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