Tea

Tea is a modern nickname for the gossip, beef or news. When people refer to it as the hot or scoulding tea, it means that the gossip is new or particularly interesting.
“Have you heard the tea about Sarah and George?”

The tea is scoulding today”
by SisterAva August 14, 2018
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Tea Vagged

When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.
I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.
by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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texas tea and cookies

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
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tea duck

When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.
Give me a sign: tea duck me baby one more time.
by hstrm July 23, 2014
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british tea cup

someone who comes from britain and regularly drinks tea.
don't be such an british tea cup
by KetchupCake April 26, 2017
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Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time
Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home
by Pokasome June 5, 2020
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