Friend zone

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.

Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive

by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019

Fetus friend

A friend that you’ve known since the infancy or a childhood friend that you’ve known your entire life, essentially since the time you we’re both fetuses, because your mom and their mom and/or parents have been friends since before your birth and you became friends with your parent’s friend’s child by default.

I was hanging with my fetus friend last week, the one I knew since I was basically a fetus.

by Fetusfriends101 June 13, 2019

best friend

Someone who you can always trust. The person to go to when you’re upset or you need to talk. They will always forgive you when you mess up and will always be there for you when you’re going through hard times. They will tell you what you need to hear instead of what you want to hear because they want you to be your best version of yourself. They are your person.

“Lj you are my best friend”

by cstring June 18, 2019

Just Friends

The term usally used to signify that a girl and a guy are just friends. But can some times be uses in a more sad way by saying that their just friends and one of them maybe likes them

Zach: OH MY GAWD R U LIKE DATING
James: UGH NO WERE JUST FRIEND'S(use 1)
Riley: yeah just friends (use 2)

by THAT-ONE-GAY-FURRY October 2, 2019

Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

Real friend

Someone who will be there for you no matter what. Even if you patch them they won’t leave you, they'll talk to u 24/7 and they won’t leave your side.

Jimmy is a real friend to me

by Love your friends October 8, 2019

Clout friend

(Clout) chaser is a certain person who hangs it with regular people and try’s to act the cool one in the group they usually carry their phone with them to show that the have one. They use you to talk to people for them then takes all the game for it. Once you stop being their friend they start saying they are going to fight you but can’t the( dm) you to link but you don’t respond cause sum they will make a big deal out of it for (clout) they start talking about the stuff you did and how people « hated » you but don’t realize people hate them they often say you said you where tuff to them they lie and talk shit bout others

« Yo that girl is a clout friend don’t hang out wit her »
« Bruh she à clout friend I swear »
« Yao tarandeep à clout friend broooo »

by Torun colfer October 9, 2019