A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.
Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.
by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022
Get the Wank Brainmug. Baby boomers who cant assimilate the fact that comparisons of what life was like when they where growing up have not relevance in the current economic climate. Lives in the total denial of facts. Often heard to make statements like" you young people done work hard enough".
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
Get the boomer brainmug. As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.
As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.
As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.
The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.
by davelat September 3, 2025
Get the baby brainmug. A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"
by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018
Get the My brain had an abortionmug. The part of your brain which produces negative thoughts, almost like the devil in the devil vs angel trope. Often associated with poor mental health the enemy brain makes you see yourself in the worst light it can.
Theme of Fox Stevenson song "Enemy Brain"
Theme of Fox Stevenson song "Enemy Brain"
by UDpanoke December 2, 2022
Get the Enemy Brainmug. by mr.assorth October 2, 2013
Get the shit brainsmug. by Wubbalubbadubdub101010 January 5, 2025
Get the Doof brainmug.