bob

Bob is the most basic person there is

Oh look there’s bob 😒

by Ugheverythingisused October 27, 2019

bob morris

some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day

Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old

by MURPHANT October 28, 2019

Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.

Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.

by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019

Bob

A bath is usually a bald man

Karen:Did you see Bob walking down the hallways
Karen’s friend: Yeah and did you see his smoking hot shiny head *Sigh*

by Laiylani December 2, 2020

Bob

To bob some one means to upset or halm with raisist, sexist homeapobick comments

I got bobed by the school bully

by ........................... . December 8, 2020

tomato bob chili

A tomato named bob that’s put in chili

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff

by Why did you leave me Stacy? December 21, 2020

Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.

Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”

by BobbyLad November 22, 2021