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straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.
The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!
by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015
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Super straight

Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!
by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025
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Straight up it’s blurt

When keith cruise scores a big billy boofter top bins
Oaye freddo Straight up it’s blurt Keith cruise 420 balls
by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021
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Straight Larry

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025
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straight phobic

being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight
she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member
by EQUALITY!! June 1, 2022
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Straight

Deserving of Genuine happiness. The superior superior Supersayians.
"Straight people are so F*cking Elated."

-referring to people with Large penises and proportionate clitorises.
by Reuben Stamos November 1, 2019
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