The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.
On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
by Humpanumpa February 15, 2018
by Shsjsndodn August 11, 2023
(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.
Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.
by RemyLinguist February 20, 2023
A special player is someone who is absolutely amazing at their sport. They constantly make their opponents look silly and generally they get all the hot girls
by Swagmaster1700 October 15, 2013
Short form for 'white van' audio speakers. If someone in a white van approaches you - usually in a mall parking lot - and says they have a surplus of home audio speakers they're willing to literally 'give away', that's because they can't even do that....until they meet someone like you. You think this is a break in life....imagine full high fidelity sound for only $100! Truth is they are acoustically crap to begin with and will only last a few hours when pushed. If your 'lucky' enough to find a carpeted set and you have a cat, you could ditch the speakers and add play toys your kitty would love scratching these boxes.
I have a pair of WV Specials that still have one tweeter working after the party ended. I just bought them last week.
by john2 March 29, 2012
by The big feller December 10, 2018
The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
by Beat dick -ben September 13, 2020