midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks

She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!

by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024

Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.

When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.

by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017

Organize your socks

To have your socks rearranged by your boyfriend.

I told Megan I can’t wait to organize your socks, and help you in the bathroom.

by CrackMoney26 March 23, 2024

Cinnamon Socks

It’s like that time you went to the store, all of a sudden there’s cinnamon all over your socks. Possibly also a reference for stashing drugs in your socks.

“Soaps in the box, cinnamon socks”

by Yungstankrob April 16, 2021

sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile

I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!

by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 28, 2019

to sock

An alternative form of masturbation, where a participant or participants, places his penis or their penisi into a sock & masturbates.

'Cor! Wot a sock session that was! Are we able to sock again?'

by chris tafari December 7, 2022