Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum

"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"

by McFzynps November 15, 2015

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Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.

“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”

by anonymous August 10, 2024

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PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015

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turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.

"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."

by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017

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Ride Leasing Ltd

Ride Leasing Ltd is by far the best car leasing company in the U.K! You want a car? They have them all! BMW? They have them! Tesla? They have them! Audi? They have them! Mercedes-Benz? They have them! Porsche? Of course, they have them!

"Ride Leasing Ltd got me the best car leasing deal I could ask for! Thank you Ride Leasing Ltd.!"

by morgzzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2021

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