mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021

Potato on the barrel

The silencer of a gun.

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound

by splat1234 November 2, 2023

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023

grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.

Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.

by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015

Potato salad

Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions

'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'

by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

Potato

Ninja

Ninja has potato aim

by 3yka blya3 May 20, 2019