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Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist

Weak, Alex. Weak sauce. Pretty soon you're going to be doing your videos in spastically-colored suits and accusing your audience of not knowing what they mean when they say words.
Hym "Wouldn't I be a Post-Mortem, Contingent Nihilist? I mean, I've been pretty explicit. And I've infected Jordan Peterson with it. Now he's haunted by the idea that no matter what he does, immediately after his death his kids will have terrible misfortune. At the moment of his death he can assume that the rest of time will occur. His loved ones effectively die with him. And now, in his insane desperation, he's trying to collude with the government to make earth hell for 'the wrong type of person' to poison the well with his own rotting corpse."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2024
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post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.
I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.
by sachimiprimi June 14, 2011
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Post-TVD Depression

why are you so sad?

i just watched the vampire diaries- i have Post-TVD depression now
by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021
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Post South End

Post South End is a mental asylum disguised as an apartment complex.
by spitroast99 June 26, 2022
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National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.

National Post Yo Own Nudes Day is a day dedicated to exposing yourself and showing that you don't care, since people are so gullable, this day is also raising awareness for the freedom of nudity.
Pop A Tiddy, Pop Ya Pussy ,Pop Ya Ass
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.

National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
by HeWhoopTooHard August 14, 2019
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Post it with her

To sleep with or “enjoy” your time with a girl
Person one: dude did you post it with her? Person two: yeah I got all up in there
by Dat boi ally November 16, 2017
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post delivery depression

the sadness that comes after short term happiness of receiving a package
A: was your package shipped?
B: yes, i’m not ready for the post delivery depression
by cvzu7 December 15, 2023
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