turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

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Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another

Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!

by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021

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Poo Spew

When a person uncontrollably vomits and shits simultaneously.

"Oi James! I heard Andrew pulled a ' Poo Spew ' last night at Beth's 18th!!"

by Hazpot August 11, 2016

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poo

shit and piss smeared on the ass and then comes out of the dick hole along with some cum and someone eats the cum-shit-piss-smegma-period shit

i took a poo
someone: WHAT THE FUCK THATS FUCKING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK SHIT COCK ASS PUSSY CUM COCK BUTTHOLE

by REALcool guy November 19, 2021

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Poo Oven

When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.

person 1: omg did you shit in the oven again...
person 2: maybe
person 1: well now its a Poo Oven

by John Wock May 22, 2023

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Nigga Poo

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.

I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 3, 2024

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