When one is nearing the end of intercourse, the two partners lay on their bellies, and the woman shoots period blood out to attract the male predator. The man proceeds to pounce on her back, thrusting his penis in her vagina and shooting a huge load into her as he rolls her like a crocodile performing a death roll.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
Friend 2: Sorry I can't, my dick is immobilized because I performed the Mesozoic Death Roll on some bitch last night.
by facefuckingheadpusher June 13, 2018
Get the Mesozoic Death Rollmug. When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth
"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
by Corset wearing gorilla April 29, 2016
Get the salty nut rollmug. A casual romantic encounter comprised of making out and rolling around in bed in lieu of more serious sexual activity. It is normal to have a "type" one likes for jolly roll-arounds, and for this type to be different than what one normally lusts after or would consider girlfriend material.
by George O. December 27, 2008
Get the Jolly Roll-Aroundmug. When things are just over the top, either too fast or too weird.. well when things seems jut too much for one's taste.
Amy "how was your job interview?"
Mathew:" well, no, I'd rather find something else, that was just too rock'n roll for me this job.."
Mathew:" well, no, I'd rather find something else, that was just too rock'n roll for me this job.."
by Chloë Maryon Aimer September 29, 2010
Get the Too rock'n rollmug. What to say when somebody lands a skateboarding trick but doesn’t roll away, therefore it doesn’t count
by billisgrillis May 18, 2020
Get the no roll away, no candymug. After kidnapping the most basic Ugg-wearing white girl you can find in Starbucks, the man places the girl on a blanket, covers her in pumpkin spice and then jizzes on her. Once fully coated he then proceeds to roll her tight and put her in the freezer to firm up for serving at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Mom was so happy this thanksgiving.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
Oh yes, especially after you gave her a slice of that amazing Pumpkin Cream Roll.
by SnartFartCart November 27, 2019
Get the Pumpkin Cream Rollmug. When someone (Ahem... Jack Daniels) gets excessively pissed off when he/she rolls up the rim on a Tim Horton's coffee, and doesn't win a car (or any other prize)
Jack Daniels: 'FUCK! HOLY SHIT MAN! I WANTED THAT FUCKING CAR! FUCKKKKK...'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'
Boris: 'Whoa... She's got mad roll rage man'
Chem Prof: 'Uh... get out'
by R. I. April 2, 2008
Get the Roll Ragemug.