carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

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top

Something no fox furry is.

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drff: grfgtrgtrg5re
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by XXX_SIn sexman_XXX February 3, 2021

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High-tops

A flat-footed shoe, usually worn among skaters and high school douchebags. Compared to most other skating shoes, they usually are high enough to hit the top of your ankle.

“Hey Kyle! Your shoes are so fucking weird!”

“Yeah Devan, these are my new high-tops.

by BruhMoment4090 August 1, 2021

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Military grade tank top

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)

Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.

by Dean_Edolas_42 March 3, 2022

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