straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020

Super straight

Super straight is a sexuality which includes people who are gay and have a piss kink.

A: Hey! What is your sexuality?
B: Oh I am super straight.
A: Great, I too have a piss kink!

by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021

straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011

The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020

straight phobic

being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight

she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member

by EQUALITY!! June 1, 2022