jack lianos

best boyfriend a girl could have. is funny sweet, and caring.

jack lianos is the best human ever!! >/////<

by 🍑🙌 February 14, 2020

party jack

A person who, or the act of hijacking a party for your own purposes

person 1: hey you coming to jons going away party??

person 2: this the one at sara's?

person 1: yeah....

person 2: its was actually for sara's 20th but jon party jacked it for his going away

by gezawibles June 22, 2007

Hoe-Jack

a system of designated text's or call times; exchanged between you && your girlfriend/boyfriend, letting you know where they are at all times.

Bro...idk where my girl is or what she's doing; i may need Hoe-Jack.

by BadNewzParish February 25, 2010

Mac jack

Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention

Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class

by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009

Pull a Jack

The act of doing something that goes against all mortal logic and basic understanding aswell as denying the laws of physics.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.

A: @everyone
B: Could you not Pull a Jack

by TheLenTM October 18, 2019

Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.

by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021

Blue Jack

A person of African descent and Jewish heritage. As in - Black Jew (Blue) Jew Black (Jack)

"Yo have you seen Schmoolie Jefferson lately?"

"Nah man that Blue Jack hasn't been around in weeks."

by Fresno Bob April 25, 2013