War dog

An ugly woman who is promiscuous.

I went to the bar Friday night and got so drunk I blacked out and woke up with a war dog.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

The Console Wars

The Console Wars are a dumpster fire that will never stop provided that people continue to misunderstand the entire fucking point of gaming and keep insulting people for having their own goddamn taste. Synonymous with "Depressed Nerds who Use False Superiority To Make Themselves Feel Better"

XBOX IS THE BEST! YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A GAMER IF YOU PLAY ON PLAYSTATION OR NINTENDO HEHEHE!
PLAYSTATION RULES!!!1!! YOU HAVE TO PLAY ON IT TO BE REAL GAMER HAHA!
NINTENDO IS THE ORIGINAL! THEY MAKE FUN GAMESSS!
NUUU, NINTENDO IS FOR BABIES! IT HAS BAD GWAPHICS!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CONSOLE WARS!
NO, WE ARE!
WAAAAH, WAAAAH!

by Frenchbread_2727 December 30, 2021

Gamster Kitpvp War I

In Gamster, kitpvp war III Xaw, was a very powerful clan with a lot of cheating retarded niggers. Their leader being the most deadliest Miyahi. They owned kitpvp for more than 6 years. They were deemed unbeatable. Only a few clans were able to defend themselves against xaw. Such as SENT, SENTINELS QD, QUICKDROPPED and lastly NDBF NODEBUFF. Those clans were the highest in power. But they didn't stand a chance against Xaw. Untill one clan showed up. This clan was growing up so quickly it was catching Xaw's attention. Then 2023 Event Horizon steps in. With its leader being Burhh, A former Mineberry Legend. Destroying both Xaw and QD The most deadliest clans on Kitpvp ever. Miyahi and Andreeeeew The QD Leader Were fuming they fought and fought but. Event Horizon was always the one that finished on top. After a while of battling each other over and over Xaw, The clan known to be the most deadliest and most feared was banished by Event Horizon. QD was able to withstand Event Horizon's wrath but not for too long. 2024 QD, crumbles into pieces of dust to Event Horizon and QD was gone for good. Then Event Horizon continues to destroy more clans and win a few squidwars here and there. They all have sex together especially with their Leader Burhh, and his pupil Rayloss. They fuck and cum everywhere! untill Event Horizon slowly falls down. But they did not lose a single battle after defeating the most deadliest clans in the kitpvp world. They were legends upon the kitpvp community.

Yoooo. did you know that this RETARD fought in Gamster kitpvp War I ?!
Lol stupid veezra imagine losing in Gamster kitpvp War I

by ray4c June 17, 2024

the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death

“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021

The Acu War 2

The Second Acu War in which Acu, by Neigefeu, and Boris, (player), have been at war for over 2 weeks. She has died at the very end of the level twice, but has not given up yet. This war has lasted over twice as long as the First Acu War.

I just saw the trailer to the movie documenting The acu war 2, I cant wait to find out what happens!

by Kathy~ March 13, 2021

Do the clone wars

When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.

”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”

by Theepichoneybadger August 13, 2018

Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.

The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.

by Theuberdude May 19, 2024