A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food
EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!
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Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.
Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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bounch hair

The hair growth on your taint, nifkin, or grundle.
I like it when my chick braids my bounch hair with her tongue.
by Rowdy Rooster February 23, 2004
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hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair
person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro
by archielmao February 08, 2021
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Hair transplantation

Mahesh Babu is the only Tier 2 hero in TFI did hair transplantation to cover up his Batta Thala...
His Batta Thala got leaked in some photos. But mabbu fans cover them as morphed.
So don't give attention to Pilla Mabbus.
by Anonymusk June 13, 2021
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hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
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