My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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Very dead

A horror movie/game character who you can already tell will die horribly.
Character: I'll be right back
Me eating cheerios out of the bag: Oh hell nah she very dead
by Kali but epic November 10, 2021
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A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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Dead (when used as a joke)

"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.
"I guess the server is Dead (when used as a joke).
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Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.
the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante
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it's not gay if he's dead

An inside joke within the Danny Phantom tumblr community. "It's not gay if he's dead" is a joke about people who want to fuck the ghosts. I don't know the origins of it lol
DP fan: "and then i was like, It's not gay if he's dead!"
Their hostage: "please let me go i haven't seen the sun in months"
by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024
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