Ariana David

Basic broke ass wannabe chick that’s dumb as a rock.

Damn don’t be like Ariana David.

by Kklumsy February 16, 2018

David Hogan

Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know

Why are you David hogan

by anonymous January 27, 2021

David

David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl

Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

David's star

David(bible) birth sign

Jus wan' shine like David's star ⭐

by David's star December 20, 2021

David

More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.

“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”

by Krifti January 21, 2025

david ramos

An amazing friend who is like a brother and should be protected

Me: Hi david Ramos how is u todays
David: aw thanks bestie

by Sebagrell is OTP February 17, 2019

David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019