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Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five
Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.
by Megatronwins March 4, 2018
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mitchell brown

one of the most attractive males. has netflix, and a man cave. regardless of where you are, mitchell’s house is only 2 miles and ten minutes away, no matter what. he often has big sex with his attractive girlfriend, abby. however, he is extremely gay.
mitchell brown can also refer to if someone makes a simple mistake, everyone calls him mitchell brown
dude that’s a mitchell brown move
by duane jermaine May 10, 2018
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Downer Brown

Inferior strains of Marijuana which scarcely result in a 'high', but almost always cause a headache.
They really thought that weed was dank, but it was Downer Brown.

Mexican weed Dry, Brown Reefer Drug Cartel Shank Weed
by Aurora Blew February 11, 2017
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terry brown

that kid is so awesome, it must be Terry Brown
by Sebastion Frank February 27, 2017
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Roadrunner Browned

When you dont make it to the bathroom in time at a bar leaving a speedy shit trail behind marking the existence of life.
by Khdmja March 18, 2017
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brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016
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jahmar brown

"Words cant even describe this sexy ass nigga. He has the best stroke ever. He the best at every sport especially steal your hoe" he is just perfect in every way and is makayla best friend."
"Look at that sexy ass nigga"

" jahmar brown has always been that way"
by pineaaples April 28, 2016
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