butterfly brain

To be massively forgetful and go off on the greatest tangents. Tangents often lead to embarasssing relatable stories

I have a butterfly brain

by Imogenationistheone February 28, 2018

kara bibinin dibi

Abartılı durumları tanımlamak için kullanılan söz öbeği.

"100 Lira mı? Kara bibinin dibi!"

by thedemoncleaner March 16, 2018

My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 4, 2018

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

sushi brain

Similar symptoms to being drunk and obnoxious. Sushi brain is a condition caused by eating excessive amounts of sushi in one sitting (especially rolls).

Once sushi brain develops, you speak much louder than you realize, start saying stupid shit, and laugh at things that aren't even remotely funny.

The sushi restaurant had to cut off Devin and Cecil once they got sushi brain after the big order.

by Douggle0777 October 13, 2018

Juul Brain

When you have way too much nicotine in your system.

Person one: Damn man, Andrew hit 8 juuls at once! Now he has Juul Brain.

Person two: holy shit, he's a god.

by TheCyptidFiend October 26, 2018