Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

Elbow block

The act of blocking anything bad in your life.

"Team comming at you? ELBOW BLOCK"

SUCCESS!

"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"

EXCELLENT!

"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"

YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO

"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"

Your days are numbered.

by got a little sexual October 14, 2017

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

to much cock on the block

When there are to many men in one area
When the ratio of men to women is than 2:1 in a populated area be it clubs nightclubs, bars or general area.

Walking in to a nightclub and there is men everywhere and the lone female can barely be seen, and your mate says there's to much cock on the block

by Jackiebird23 December 25, 2013

Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while cumming at the same time

I was trying to make that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot.

by Basketballs February 5, 2022

Block and cut

When a sexy guy not feeling a dead ting but don’t wanna be rude so he blocks her and cuts her off

I’m not feeling dis gyal atm

Bruddah do what I did block and cut

by Lengguy12 October 3, 2020

Birmingham Block Party

When an Alabaman family occasion turns into an orgy.

Aunt Mable was about 4 glasses of wine into thanksgiving dinner when she took her shirt off and started a Birmingham Block Party. I don’t want to think about stuffed turkey ever again.

by Rob0tSmasher July 8, 2024