t-shirt boys

\ ˈtē-ˌshərt ˈbȯis\ n. A member of a volunteer or paid-call fire department who never shows up to training. This member also never responds to calls, even though they may be less than a mile from the call. These members are just in it for the fire department t-shirt.
Well it's Thursday and none of the t-shirt boys have showed up for training.

There was a call one block away from one of the t-shirt boys house and he didn't even respond when Active 911 showed him as being home.
by BC2703 February 18, 2020
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Professor .T. Phillips

A lot like 'Jekyll and Hyde' but instead it's 'Thomas Phillips and Professor .T. Phillips'. and instead it can be controlled but he still drank a potion to ignite the contagious virus. Professor .T. Phillips is a wise young man who can sometimes go over the barrier and act a little.. strange, using quotes such as 'St Nick' and 'Balderdash'. He lives in a mansion in the rural South West with his science lab along the corridor and up the stairs. It's where he gets into his tuxedo and experiments away, sometimes can go to far resulting in being too posh, speaking too wisely, being arrogant and an ignorant little racist pig. He loves too play Football with his grand shoes he flexes 24/7 too his, dear peers as he would say. He also loves to play darts and pretends the dart board is a certain someone, named Daniel *****. Professor .T. Phillips is a life-ruining hypocrite, who goes around slapping, cutting, and elbowing certain people, (won't mention names). He's a hypocrite because he does all that stuff for no reason and if you accidently nudge him by a centimetre he will go and tell the Police and that's you're life done. Also, if you ever stumble across him in public do NOT call him a fat bastard, unless you want your life ruined. Not to mention he adores his ties and bowties. Also he laughs in the up-most (as he would say) obnoxious way possible whilst clapping his chubby little hands like a baby desperate for there little train set.
That posh ol' pikey over there, he's a bit of a Professor .T. Phillips.
by sushimonster271 December 17, 2021
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T Town G’s

Rap trio from Tampa Bay, FL. This comedic rap group could be a serious phenomenon soon. Classic rap themes of sex ( or lack of) , drugs ( zollies and adderal), alcoholism, PT cruisers, $50,000 shoes, etc...The groups main songwriter and singer is Gucci Lame (aka Trace Waters). Post Gabrone (aka Patrick “tuddle” Fowler) is the groups hype man and contributing lyricist. The group features the beats of DJ Bottomboi (aka Colton) Their catch phrase is “T Town brings the wood” - and these suburban white douches really do. They are regular performers on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.
Brahhhh... T Town G’s bring the wood!
by Dean Gallberry March 21, 2019
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Halfer T Washington

a half 8th of marijuana / 25 dollars worth
"I don't have enough for an 8th, lemme get a halfer T Washington
by ddubs18 July 04, 2009
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Nirvana T Shirt

Def1: Expressing you like a band either by wearing merch or listing them as a favorite band but having little to no knowledge of the band

Def2: to call out someone who is a nirvana t shirt by testing them on their knowledge
Person 1: "Oh, nice Nirvana tshirt, whats your favorite song?"
Person 2: "Smells Like Teen Spirit for sure!"
Person 1: "can you.. name any other songs?"
Person 2: "not off the top of my head"
Person 3: "see? I knew she was just a Nirvana T Shirt a$$ mf"
by Pseudonym hymn February 11, 2021
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Sawed Off T

When you take a T-shirt and you saw and or cutt off the sleeves making said t-shirt into a tank top
Totally turned that old shirt into a sawed off T
by Iwasright February 06, 2015
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cat in a t-shirt

1.)An insult among gay men, usually bestowed while chatting, indicating that no further conversation. The sender sends the picture to indicate to the recipient that he is being a douche.
Shannon: This guy I'm chatting with is being such a Douche

Tom: Just send him a cat in a t-shirt

Shannon: Cool, now I do not have to talk to him any more!
by Tom-Tom November 17, 2006
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