plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Blowed

Slang for The feeling of being disappointed and/or aggravated (originally from the state of Florida)

I am so blowed , why did he do all that?

by Circebrxx November 17, 2020

Blow up everything and start fresh

Kill everything

After looking up and reading “gay sex” on urban dictionary, they need to blow up everything and start fresh

by SecretJewRitual April 28, 2025

you finna blow

You're about to make me mad, you tripping.

Otns (on the niggas) you finna blow me

by 216ki April 19, 2023

Blow the Clown

Verb: Eating or going to McDonald's.

I'll be there shortly but first I need to make quick stop to blow the clown.

by Angry Harry November 30, 2020

blow me bozo

Getting head from a Transgender Clown.

Blow me Bozo. Must I say more.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

yellow blow

1-when a lie backfired terribly on someone

2-when a compass tells the opposite direction

i told katie what happened the other day and i had the worst yellow blow

by founderofpeace July 12, 2019