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titty topper

by Gabe owner February 4, 2015
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Grab titty day

oi single or taken, your tit's are gonna get grabbed today

grab titty day is on 24-04-2019 til 01-05-2019
by assjuul April 24, 2019
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
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Russian titty fuck

It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger
I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger
by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017
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Hamster Tittie

the tittie area of a hamster. Also known as the funnest word when your blazed off your ass (:
by Kristin skeetskeet August 9, 2008
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Titties

A slang term for the breasts of a female. The key characteristics regarding this school of thought are (1) overall size, (2) perkiness, and (3) direction. Size is the single most important factor when grading a titty, The phrase, "the bigger the better" has never applied more. Big boobs are the only real truth in this world. Perkiness is also important, widely regarded as the "attitude" or "sassiness" of a boob, perky tits have been defying gravity's inevitable pull since the dawn of man. Direction gives a tit a personality. While personality is by far the least attractive quality, sometimes a good 45° angle can provide the character to really differentiate a boob from its peers.
"Damn, that girl has some big titties!" Kent exclaimed
"Hails, Grayson, do you guys like big titties or shmedium titties?"
by CBT42069 November 19, 2019
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Titties

Lmao Titties
by Dhhhwhahw June 30, 2021
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