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Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.
"You have been tea cosied bitch!"
by obvk July 13, 2020
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roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking
Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.
by phecez May 23, 2014
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Cold Tea

Gossip or information about someone else that is found out late.
Did you hear about the big fight last week?
No, what fight?
Dude, you always get the cold tea.
by seafoodstartup December 6, 2021
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historical tea

History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.
I just learned the best historical tea today about the early colonial settlers in Georgia.
by elrena March 30, 2021
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bloody tea bags

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.
When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."
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Spill the Tea

A common phrase that teenagers use if they want to know the drama.
James: Hey
Emma:Spill the tea! Sister!
James: Oh yeah I’ll tell you what happened at school today!
by Teen Culture April 26, 2019
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3-1-Tea

A shot of Malort with Peach Schnapps and Sour (similar to Green Tea and White Tea shots)
Clark offered Taylor a 3-1-Tea. They each took a shot and threw up immediately.
by DaBears1011 June 14, 2023
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