I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Vilu Sized

A tiny man

He was Vilu sized.

He could not reach for the apple as he was Vilu sized.

by Goat Ham February 4, 2026

Danny Slicer

The man behind it all.

Danny Slicer is the ceo of everything.

by Dichandbauls February 12, 2026

One slice dice

When taking a shit and mid way of it coming out you contract your schpincter muscle cutting the turd in one go resulting in a ghost wipe

Person 1: Hey bro, I just did a one slice dice
Person 2: What cut your panini in one go?
Person 1: Nah, cut my shit in half with my asshole and didn’t need to wipe

by forgetaboutitv2 February 25, 2026

Js slide it in twn

To slide that veiny ahh dih into yo homie

Bro "js slide it in twn" I can't wait for the dih

by GrandMasterBaiter February 10, 2025

The Slidecast

Are you tired of sitting alone? Are you bored during lunch and want some excitement? Well you came here to watch the epic slideshows! These episodes were created by: Jeff#4, Gigajuice, and MrSnacks. We love these episodes and we think you will too!

(Not normal Person): The Slidecast is so unfunny!
(Guy): kill yourself

by superdupermegaultragigaballs69 February 24, 2025

plus size park hopper (pph)

the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”

I aspire to be a plus size park hopper (pph) but I can’t eat that much (yet)

by savage528 February 26, 2025