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Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
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Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"
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Get the Turkey ball sandwich mug.A complement sandwich is when you have a negative thing to tell someone, but you sandwich it between two complements.
My boss came up to me today and said "I love your tie! You suck at your job. Great catch at the softball game!"
Thanks for the compliment sandwich, jerk.
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