Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

Doggy Punch

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Doggy Punch - Refers to one's medium/large size dog jumping up on you but accidentally hitting you in the privates. Usually happens to males.

Joey's St Bernard Tiny jumped up and gave him a doggy punch last night. Joey ended up on the floor for a hour.

by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023

Zombie Punch

a sexual practice of inflicting blunt force trauma to the back of the head or lower back of the receiving partner during an orgasm.

It is derived from the term "Le petite mort" which in French means "the little death" and is generally used as a euphemism for orgasm.

During her orgasm, Janice felt a sudden force on her head. Keith had zombie punched her!

by Khathaddeus November 28, 2023

Punch

something that's punchable

everyone in this fucking is so punch

by unionstaff December 12, 2023

Pussy Punch

A term used when eating a girl out while she is on her period

“Yo dude, I accidentally pussy punched my girlfriend last night.”

by That real ass mutha fucka December 16, 2023

Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022