Porn

It’s a type of way busting your pussy open, or making white stuff come out of your dick or having sex

“Let’s watch some porn!”

by anonymous February 9, 2021

Porn

Pool objects rounding naggers

I sure like me my porn I love having porn at my pool parties

by 100percentrealdefintions February 22, 2021

Porn

Lonely.

Searching porn means you're lonely.

by Lonelyboy007 March 3, 2021

Porn

One of the reasons your computer or mobile phone has to be taken into ICU because you mistakenly clicked on a dodgy advert on Pornhub and now your device has been infected with Pornovirus.

Jack went to watch porn and his device got pornovirus, and had to tell mummy and daddy about it then they recorded themselves spanking him for bring a naughty boi, posted the video on pornhub as a punishment.

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2021

Porn

Something you should watch ten times a day.

Jd just watched porn for the 10th time today.

by Jdoster7 March 11, 2021

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

Porn

Something you watch late at night and beat your meat to.

Kid: hey did you watch porn last night?
Also a kid: hell yeah!! I beat my meat too!

by Spicy, hot bitch March 19, 2021