Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.

Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

Ninja

Silent but deadly except its not a fart

Ninjas are so cool, a ninja is one of the stealthiest people I can think of.

by WiskaG October 29, 2022

Olga Kurylenko Is Cyborg Ninja

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Olga Kurylenko Is Cyborg Ninja

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Ninja munchies

When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)

I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream

by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023

National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title

When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post

by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023

Ninja

A Twitch User Who Rages A Lot In FORTNITE And Other Games.
He Rages A Lot That He Says This To A 10 Year Old Kid
10 Year Old Kid: Aw Fucc U
Ninja: THE FUCK U SAID TO ME U LITTLE SHIT!

Ninja Reported A Fortnite Player Ninja Wrote That He Was Stream Snipping.

by Im happy and love using 💻🖥📱 November 26, 2018

Ninja Shat

To shit in someone else’s house and leave no skid marks or smell without their knowledge

I ninja shat at the party last night

by NinjaShat April 10, 2025