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ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.
by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021
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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
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Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
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Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface
Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.
by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021
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NINJA

NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets
I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.
by Thrashing Flounder December 23, 2021
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Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.
Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.
by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022
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Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth
Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!
by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022
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