by Sandypeacemonkey March 22, 2003
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Get the monkey wrench mug.Shortened version of the backstage expression "That looked like a monkey fucking a football" -- i.e. "Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it." Among stage crew and roadies, a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. It's something that you couldn't possibly avoid that forces you to look really stupid in front of a large audience.
"I hear load-in took a while."
"Oh, shit, they got us carts but they were two inches too wide for the passageway, and they only gave us half a crew because we had carts, and the band just got these new super expensive amps, so we had to hand carry them and not bump or drop them, and then the loading dock door jammed so we were carrying them through the front lobby, four house guys on an amp, all bent over like hunchbacks, with a roadie following us and screaming to be careful, and everyone in line buying tickets laughing at us. It was a total monkey fuck."
"Oh, shit, they got us carts but they were two inches too wide for the passageway, and they only gave us half a crew because we had carts, and the band just got these new super expensive amps, so we had to hand carry them and not bump or drop them, and then the loading dock door jammed so we were carrying them through the front lobby, four house guys on an amp, all bent over like hunchbacks, with a roadie following us and screaming to be careful, and everyone in line buying tickets laughing at us. It was a total monkey fuck."
by old lang guy February 19, 2008
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Get the Monkey-Man mug.A GPCC monkey is a new world monkey of simian primates. Many scientists believe it is the final evolutionary stage of the human race. About a two-thirds of the Asian population have evolved into this type of monkey. GPCC monkeys come in different shapes and sizes, but all carry similar personalities which include passiveness, submissiveness, and a panache for a never-say-no mentality. GPCC monkeys are obedient and subservient creatures that fear their employers. They are extremely hard working and will not eat, breathe, or sleep until the job is done. A known side effect of this specific lifestyle is near sightedness, however most GPCC monkeys have corrected this defect by wearing modern day contact lens or glasses.
(Caucasian employer) "I just hired a new bean counter. He seems to really like his job."
(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."
(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."
(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts your beans all weekend long!"
(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."
(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."
(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts your beans all weekend long!"
by Big Sheesh December 6, 2007
Get the GPCC monkey mug.Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.
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