Milk

The stuff your father should have returned with.

Tyler: hey Jimmy, can I borrow some milk?
Jimmy: I don’t have any, my dad should have come back with it two years ago.
Tyler. Dang

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

Goron-milked

The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.

Whoever goron-milked my sister is catching overhands like double cheese burgers

by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025

Lumpy Boy Milk

When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out

That kid last night has lumpy boy milk

by Sr.10InchPenetrator February 16, 2015

Milking the bull

when someone fucks their dad

"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"

by jim74853468 February 27, 2018

milking the pussy

When a guy cums in a girl and after finishing immediately pulls out and grabs her pussy lips in a milking type fashion.

Jane and I went out last night, I was totally milking the pussy.

by PussyMilker October 11, 2017

Milk

Something your dad didn’t bring back

Friend:Hey you got any milk?
Me:No my dad still hasn’t come back after 10 years LMAO

by Juice4ever🧃🌍 April 30, 2022

milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low

operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft

by humbugbumflap January 10, 2008