Nutty like putty

When your sperm is the consistency of putty

My Jizz was nutty like putty!

by Nuttylikeputty May 28, 2019

Feeling like Eminem

After a long day at work before you get home you realise you are feeling like Eminem. Reason for that is that your palms are sweaty, your knees are weak and arms are heavy

Man 1 - Hey dude are you ok?
Man 2 - yeah in just feeling like Eminem right now

Man 1 - I know exactly what you mean. Get some rest when you get home
Man 2 - you know what. I'm gonna get some of my mum's spaghetti for dinner.

by DaH1tman November 23, 2019

laugh like a drain

To laugh like a crazy ass bitch that everyone around you get uncomfortable

The joke made him laugh like a drain!

by iayman90 May 27, 2016

messed like mariah

When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"

"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"

by The_Thot_Whisperer420 January 4, 2017

You ain’t like that

When someone does something that’s out of body, or not true to themselves.
Usually said by someone who is not as good as they believe they are

*Playing Basketball
Person 1: -Pulls up from 3 in someone’s mouth-
Bum ass player from across the court: “you ain’t like that”

by Blackhawks4 December 5, 2018

You ain’t like that

When someone does something that’s out of body, or not true to themselves.
Usually said by someone who is not as good as they believe they are

*Playing Basketball
Person 1: -Pulls up from 3 in someone’s mouth-
Bum ass player from across the court: “you ain’t like that”

by Blackhawks4 December 5, 2018

Slept like a baby

when you sleep damn well

freddy: i feel so rested bro, i slept like a baby

by stready February 18, 2019