Josh Rooking

Customers that come into a retail store minutes before closing and claim to be Josh Rooking, Asian for “just looking”.

8:58pm
Clerk: hello sir can I help you?
Ping: no, no, I’m Josh Rooking
9:05pm
Clerk: Sir, we’re closed
Ping: Josh Rooking!

by Siegeller February 15, 2025

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Josh Cambrook

An ultimately SEXY man with a massive schlong.

“Look at Josh Cambrook, that man has atleast 3 legs.”

by ThatSexyBloke July 14, 2022

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josh showe is the most caring, kind, sweet, amazing, funny, human being created. god did soooo good with creating this one and his parents did amazing raising him. everyone says nobody perfect, but when it comes to josh showe, i would have to disagree. he makes you laugh no matter what mood you’re in. he’s the reason that you wake up and go to sleep smiling each night and morning. he’s the reason that you go to school when you really don’t want to. if you’re with josh showe, you should feel lucky and privileged. he’s one of those boys that is always on your mind, and you can’t get over. his smile is enough to make your whole day and light up the entire room. his light brown hair and green eyes hook you instantly. you get jealous when you see josh showe with other girls, and sad when he dates/likes a girl that’s not you. but you also have so many feelings for josh showe, you think about them all the time.. 24/7 but can never put them into words. and you can never tell him how you feel.. i really love you josh showe :) 💙 (oh how i wish i could say that in person)

me: yah i really like josh showe.. he’s a real cutie
friend: yeah he makes me laugh all the time.

me: that’s my man.

by someone who really likes josh March 24, 2019

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Josh

Cunt.

Josh is a cunt

by Nickconnorjane May 6, 2018

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Josh

A jacked, tall (over 6’3) sexy, blonde hair blue eyed, massive penis beautiful man, that every girl wants. Super ambitious and driven. Has more money than you will ever have. Futuristic. All guys want to be like him and all girls want him. He’s the man. Don’t fuck around with Josh.

Josh is a really successful guy

by joehamiltonyo November 22, 2021

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