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Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
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Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face
Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter
by spoonemoore November 16, 2011
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Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!
Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh
by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021
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Jake Paul

Me: Hey Dad your my bitch

Jake Paul: You're a mistake
by mc daders September 13, 2020
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Jake

A dude with a small penis looks at girls named silly wonka
Wow what a Jake
His pp is so small
by Fisksmfnd August 15, 2020
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jake paul

that jake paul is trash.
by hailey is dead inside l February 7, 2020
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Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward
Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..
by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016
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